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here are some deep thoughts i found going through old e-mails ( i knew i kept them for some reason!!
> 1. The best way to get even is to forget...
>
> 2. Feed your faith and your doubts will starve to death...
>
> 3. God wants spiritual fruit, not religious nuts...
>
> 4. Some folks wear their halos much too tight...
>
> 5. Some marriages are made in heaven, but they ALL have to be
> maintained on earth...
>
> 6. Unless you can create the WHOLE universe in 5 days, Then
> perhaps giving "advice" to God, isn't such a good idea!
>
> 7. Sorrow looks back, worry looks around, and faith looks up...
>
> 8. Standing in the middle of the road is dangerous. You will get
> knocked down by the traffic from both ways.
>
> 9. Words are windows to the heart.
>
> 10.A skeptic is a person who when he sees the handwriting on the
> wall, claims it's a forgery.
>
> 11. It isn't difficult to make a mountain out of a molehill just
> add a little dirt.
>
> 12.A successful marriage isn't finding the right person-it's
> being the right person.
>
> 13. The mighty oak tree was once a little nut that held its
> ground.
>
> 14. Too many people offer God prayers, with claw marks all over
> them.
>
> 15. The tongue must be heavy indeed, because so few people can
> hold it.
>
> 16. To forgive is to set the prisoner free, and then discover the
> prisoner was you.
>
> 17. You have to wonder about humans, they think God is dead and
> Elvis is alive!
>
> 18. It's all right to sit on your pity pot every now and again.
> Just be sure to flush every once-in-awhile.
>
> 19. You'll notice that a turtle only makes progress when it sticks
> out its neck...
>
> 20. If the grass is greener on the other side of the fence, you
> can bet the water bill is higher.
21. God gave the angels Wings, and He gave humans CHOCOLATE.
22. And last but not least (James' addition)-- God gets his laughs by
looking at "the impossible" in the rear-view mirror.
Posted by Mary at
7:47 PM
